hollywood! how glamorous! a hollywood wax sounds all things glitz and glam; the MGM lion, the golden age of movies, underage film stars on diet pills. in reality, there’s nothing more humiliating than being nude from the waist down and having your pubes ripped off by a random lady. my top tip for ANYONE thinking…

we did it joe. you’re going to be the next president of the united states. photo of said lasagne below. i would give it a 7/10. the pasta was a bit too al dente for my taste but my god do i make a good bechamel

that’s all i have to say on the matter. it’s an undertaking, but if anyone can do it, it’s me

just found sterling duals in an offy. live is worth living again ❤

wow. my first blog post. go me! this is something i really wanted to do as i entered my 27th year (although i think it’s my 28th year technically, as your 1st year is when you are zero. complicated, huh?!) because i think this is a challenging age to navigate. you’re no longer in your…

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