Lucy Turns 27 (and other various bits)

hollywood! how glamorous! a hollywood wax sounds all things glitz and glam; the MGM lion, the golden age of movies, underage film stars on diet pills. in reality, there’s nothing more humiliating than being nude from the waist down and having your pubes ripped off by a random lady.

my top tip for ANYONE thinking of getting a hollywood wax is to envision yourself as a movie star and you’re prepping for 20th century fox’s next BIG HIT. honey, you’re a star!

but also, for anyone ANTI hollywood waxing, that’s fine too. i personally like it, but i know people don’t, and that’s okay. it’s not for everyone. but if it IS for you, you better start prepping for those photos of you unveiling your star on the walk of fame and an on/off relationship with the best looking actor the world has ever seen!